I'm called Michael, I've been called worse. I'm one of those annoying musicians. I'm one of those game geeks. I'm one of those romantics but there's only one of me. Music. Guitars. Piano. Red Hot Chili Peppers. John Frusciante. Beer. Girls. Bums. Thighs. Fast Food. Knee high socks. Colours. Rum. Liverpool. - The city. Not the football team.